Thursday, July 2, 2009

What happened?

I'm boring.
No no, don't give me the pity argument. I'm boring.

I was discussing sperm with a friend and it brought back the memory of the sperm cake I made a while back. Don't freak out. Sperm was the theme, not the ingredient. (FYI: "Sperm Cake" is one of google's most frequent searches that leads people to my blog. WHY would someone be googling sperm cake? I'm sure I don't want to know.)

Anyway, I wanted to show her the pictures, so I went back and found the post. And then I read it. And the one before it. And a few other around that time. And you know what? I was funny.

Yeah, I'm conceited, whatever. I was funny.
And now I'm boring.

Now, I might argue that I'd trade a sense of humor for Robbie, and it would be true. But seriously, I need to get a little bit of that back. I'm sure it's not specifically Robbie that has made me boring, but the fact that I'm at home all the time and I live and breathe a non-verbal 1 year old. There just isn't all that much to laugh about. Or at least, not much that translates well into a blog.

I could tell you funny poop stories all day, but again- somehow lost in translation.

If anyone sees my funny bone, capture it. There's a reward.



Two Hands said...

I find having someone to chat to over the phone makes the day seem to go faster and it gives you some practice to hone those rusty humour skills. I'd give you my number if you were so inclined...

Ariella said...

OMG and I thought I was the only one who lost thier sense of hummor apon ariving at destanation Motherhood! Thank you for posting this, I needed to feel like I am not the only one going crazy in my four walls.

Keri said...

I happen to think you are still funny-- loved your last sentence. I feel the same way, though. Motherhood can definitely bring out the serious side:-).

HazelMay said...

I have noticed that my snark and funny only return while I am pmsing. And even then it's sporadic. Motherhood kills the funnies. Something they don't tell you. Right up there w/ baby puke = awesome exfoliate.

AngelsAmid said...

Ya know whats odd- I started to notice the same thing about myself lately!

tryingin2007 said...

I'm all about the poop stories these days! we would have so much to talk about.


Me said...

Hmm ... I swear I hadn't noticed it with you, but I think it's true of me! And I agree with your reasoning. ;) OK, let's work on being funny again! Well, and you can teach me how to be funny b/c I've never been that funny to begin with! ;)